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November 2005

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Greetings:
Welcome to my third Newsletter. Since I've basically waited until the last minute to do this one it's not as long winded as the previous two!
(Just finished and guess I got long winded again, drats!)

Most of the information here will also be available on my website

There will also be selected entries from my Blog, and updated show schedules.

Joke of the Month:

Kid: "Mommy, what's a lesbian?"
Mom: "I don't know, go ask your mom."

Joke courtesy or Darryl Rhoades

 

Upcoming November Shows
(schedule subject to change, visit my website)

Dates Club City For reservations call
5 My Birthday Send me cash! Or E-mail me (prefer the cash though)
12 Savarino's Hillsdale, MI 517-439-1100
16-20 Comix Cafe Rochester, NY 585-424-LAFF
24 Annual Feasting of Dry Turkey Day  
25 The day I will be nowhere within 100 miles of any mall  
Left of Center by Eric Kirkland (click for full size image)

Recent Comics I've worked with:

Wynn Reichart "Giving it up" for the ladies!  Chicks dig green slacks!


Brian from Max Classic Rock in Muncie, IN, Jeff the club owner of Bygones, Wynn Reichart, and myself. This one nighter rocked.  I knew it was going to be fun when the owner told me that had Tim Cavanuagh recently and have Todd Yohn (one of the first comics that got me some paying gigs many moons ago) coming in. 


Dobie Maxwell, Chrissy the club manager, and myself at Zanies in Chicago, IL.  

Some cool pics:

 

Bought a shirt at the show? If so send me a picture and I'll put it up on the web page!

Missed the September and October Newsletters?

You can view them here.
September
October

There aren't to many T.V. shows that I watch and I'm one of the few people who can say I've never seen Desperate Housewives, any of the CSI shows, Survivor, or whatever else is out there.  Besides watching the Cleveland Browns lose every Sunday I've found and entertaining show to watch Tuesdays at 9:30 Eastern.  

If you haven't seen "My Name is Earl" yet check it out.  The main guy is bound to remind you of someone you know.  I think I've seen him at many a comedy clubs in the audience. Earl is a not politically correct basically a-hole who is trying to turn around his life by making up for the things he's done in the past like, faking his own death to get out of a date.  Don't worry though, it's a comedy and not one of those happy feel good shows that make you feel like you are supposed to go AHHH at the end. 

How Dobie Maxwell almost killed me

From this blog entry

First off Dobie Maxwell is a comedian friend of mine. The other night I was driving home from a show in Muncie, Indiana where I was working with Wynn Reichert. It was pretty late as we had a good crowd so the show went a little long.

I had Dobie's CD he gave me and decided to listen to it on the way home. I had stopped at a Hardee's to get a bite to eat and was getting towards the end of the CD. The last track is a bit where he had some obnoxius female heckler in the audience that wouldn't shut up.

So I'm listening to this cracking up and take a bite out of my burger when I hear the line.
"It's women like you are the reason that O.J. was set free.". Well that is when I damn near choked on the piece of burger I was eating! Thanks for damn near killing me on the middle of I-70 somewhere in Indiana Dobie!

Damn near choked again later when I'm drinking my shake and hit's this lady with. "You are like one of those turds in the toilet that no matter how many times you flush it just won't go away!"

If you guys ever see Dobie pick up the CD. Even if you don't see him visit his website and pick it up.
Book Reviews:

Appaloosa
by
Robert B Parker

I've listened to and read most of the "Spenser for Hire" series by Robert B Parker.  First off the books are a hundred times better than that old T.V. Show.

Anyhow this book was a different genre for Parker as well as a venture away from my normal style of reading.  

This book is actually a western story.  I don't know if I've ever read a western before but this was a really good story and kept my attention from beginning to end.

The story is about two lawmen in the old west who barely skirt on the legal system they create but manage to stay within it.  The book has the typical show downs of the old west but they aren't the corny kind where the good guys never get hurt.  I would definitely recommend this book even if you are like me and have never read a western. 

Movie Reviews:

Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit:

First off I will admit I had seen the original Wallace and Gromit shorts somewhere a long time ago and enjoyed them.  So I was looking forward to this movie coming out. (I don't know what I'll do when my son gets to old for these types of movies)

This is a really funny G rated movie.  It's nice to know there are some movies that you can take your kids to, not have to worry about what you hear, AND enjoy the movie yourself.  

The movie has enough humor for the adults to keep you entertained and enough burping to keep the kids happy.

This is one I'll get on video when it comes out.  If it's still playing in your area take your grandkids, kids, nieces or nephews.  You'll all enjoy it.  There were a few grandparent age folks behind us that were laughing just as much as the kids were.

Music of the Moment:

Late Registration
Kanye West

By now most of you are familiar with the song "Gold Digger".  While I had liked that song the first time I heard it I didn't even realize that was Jamie Foxx singing until I saw the video.

It's a rare feat for an artist to have such a hit Debut CD and be able to top it with the follow up. Mr. West has succeeded in doing this.  Once again Kanye shows a wide range from the Head bobbin make you want to dance Gold Digger, to the seriousness of Diamonds and the powerful and touching Roses to the once again hilarious skits through out the CD that will have you laughing out loud to the fraternity Broke Phi Broke

"Broke, broke, broke, phi, broke
     Aint' got no money, ain't got no clothes
Ain't got no cars, can't get no hoes
      We broke, broke, broke, phi, broke"

And the line that really cracks me up.  "So broke we had to eat cereal with a fork to save the milk"

On the Serious Tip:

Some things seems to be timeless.  This was originally written about my dad when he would tell me about fighting in WWII.  

With all the soldiers dying in Iraq it seems like when it comes to war the same holds true.

AP Photo
(The Child in the picture died)

Casualties of War by Eric Kirkland

My tank, your Battleship,
Who has the bigger guns?
Your side killed a father,
My side killed a son.
My foot soldier, your fighter jet,
Your side killed a mother
But my side killed your brother.
My tank, your bombs,
Your side killed another,
My side killed a lover.
My general, Your commander,
Your side took a life,
My side killed a wife.
My leaders, your citizens.
Your side killed a husband
My side killed a no one.
My spys, your politicians,
Your side wants an end
But no you say, I’ve just killed your friend.
Your Army, My Navy
My side bodies are being piled
Your side killed a child
In the end when the truce is signed
Our politicians sign the dotted line
We’ve gained three miles of land, that is what the treaty said.
That works our perfect, for now we have three miles of land to bury the dead.

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