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February 2006
"A Browns fan here rooting for the Steelers.  I would like to see 'The Bus' get his ring"
(Next year though the Browns will beat the crap out of the Steelers)

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Greetings:
Welcome to my sixth Newsletter! Happy Ground Hogs Day. The most moronic holiday of them all, yep we spend hours of media coverage to watch a stupid animal pop his head of a hole he's dug himself in.  Then after the State of the Union address we turn to Puxtatony Phil to see if we have six more weeks of winter.

Most of the information here will also be available on my website

There will also be selected entries from my Blog, and updated show schedules.

Joke of the Month:
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

''Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''

''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''

Left of Center by Eric Kirkland  (Click on picture to view it full size)

Left of Center will return next month.  Above is part of the reason I haven't had time to do it.  My little business, USA Geocoins (shameless plug) has been keeping me pretty busy.  These are orders I processed earlier today.

Plus I had two computer crashes, and two days of my web sites and e-mails down!

View previous issues of Left of Center

Upcoming February Shows
(schedule subject to change, visit my website)

Dates Club City For reservations call
4 Ground Floor Theatre Cleveland Heights, OH 216-255-6533
8 Holiday Inn Bluefield, WV (304) 325-6170
9 Canal House Tuscarawas, OH (740) 922-1007
11   Meadville, PA  

Recent Comics I've worked with:


Actually wasn't working with him but Morey Cohen showed up at Hilarities.  Hadn't seen him in YEARS!

Eric and Todd at Hilarities in Akron.  Todd was a blast to work with.  Notice the "bunny ears".  Yep, I'm a hoot!

Once again, I prove my immaturity.  However the smile on Jack Willhites'  face kind of scares me.  I think he was enjoying this a little to much. :-)
Jack and I had a blast at, of all places, The Elks Lodge in Greenville, PA.  We worked there together about a year ago.  Jack's act had A LOT of new characters.  The picture on the right shows how a skinny white guy can turn into a fat black woman as he does his Aretha Franklin impression.  Except for dancing midgets in between his costume changes Jack's act is like watching a Vegas show!

Bought a shirt at the show? If so send me a picture and I'll put it up on the web
page!

Marietta, OH

Morgantown, WV

Mansfield, OH

Mansfield, OH
(Yes, they are both so drunk they have the shirts on backwards!)

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Movie Reviews:

The Matador

The other day was one of those rare evenings where my wife and I actually went out to see a movie sans son.  It's rare we get to see a movie that doesn't seem to be a Disney movie.

We had wanted to see Munich but it wasn't playing near us so we went to see The Matador. The Matador stars ex James Bond actor Pierce Brosnan as a hitman going through basically a mid life crisis and burnout.

A random meeting between him and a down on his luck business man meeting in a Mexican bar leads to a strange friendship between these two.

However, don't think this is some sappy male bonding story, it's a pretty good laugh out loud, well acted movie.

I would definitely recommend this as a good date movie or husband and wife movie for the over 30 set.  My wife and I laughed out loud numerous times throughout this movie.

Music for the moment:

Recently I've been listening to the Blues on my XM Radio.  One day I heard this song called Mississippi Soul. 

At the time I couldn't figure by the voice if it was a black woman or a black guy singing.  It was one of those types of voices.  I ended up hearing the song a few more times and discovered it is by a recording artist by the name of Slick Ballinger.

Much to my surprise he is this 21 year old white guy. 

Pardon my being stereotypical but you don't imagine a 21 year old white kid with the type of soul he was belting out.  You wouldn't even think someone that young could have such soul.  If the rest of his music is anything like Mississippi Soul this kid has one bright future ahead of him.

Maybe I'll download the EP (legally of course) and review it next month.

 

On the Serious Tip:

From this Blog Entry

A friend recently informed me of the pointless murder of a good man.

Blair Shannon may not have been a household name but when I was informed by my friend if I knew Blair the first words out of my mouth were, "I haven't seen him a LONG time, he's a really nice guy!"

While I hadn't worked with or seen Blair in several years I remembered him as soon as I heard the name. You usually only remember a person by name that quickly for one of two reasons. The person is an a-hole or, like in the case of Blair, the person left such a positive memorable impression on you that you remember them in a heartbeat.

I remember Blair as being a very positive and very happy guy.

It's a shame that the comedy world has lost one of the really good guys well before his time due to a random act of violence.

Peace be with you my brother.

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