Greetings:
Welcome to my sixteenth Newsletter! Yes, the standard two to
three months behind schedule rules are in effect.Check back to the website
occasionally for updated schedules!
There will also be selected entries from my Blog,
and updated show schedules.
Recent picture of Eric Kirkland doing a show for what he thought was a
Krispy Kreme convention. He missed the last K on the contract when
he took the booking.
From the "Why didn't I
think of these!" category
Found these online, some
funny stuff
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Joke
of the Month:
A small zoo in
Tennessee obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks
the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon
examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in
heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee
Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal
cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, h ad little sense but possessed
ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a
solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be
willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some
interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The
following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only
under four conditions:
1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't
gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition
2. "Second", he said, "You can't never
tell no one about this." The Keeper again readily agreed to this
condition.
3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I w ant all
the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
4. And last, Bobby Lee said "I'll need
another week to come up with the $500.00.
Comedy Club Checklist: From this
Blog Entry
1. Check ligthing system..check
2. Check Microphone...check
3. Remove the Sappos sign before the black comic shows up...damn,
knew we forgot something.
Yes, recently I did a show at a place called Sonny Jacks. (Sorry, if
you can read the sign it's actually 'Sonny Jacks Beer Joint") It was
interesting to say the least.
Before the show I'm standing outside, being gaped at by onlookers of
this strange being in their town and called my wife to let her know,
"I'm playing one block down the street from a grain silo"
 Well
before the show I noticed this "Sappo's" sign on the wall.....yeah,
that made me feel comfortable. So they noticed I was taking pictures
of it.
Well during the show I have this really bad habit of saying what I
feel like saying so I had to bring it up.
The lady behind the bar turned about as red as the watermelon in the
picture. Cool, callbacks! It ended up that the show was a lot of fun
and that sign gave me about 5 minutes of new material. I think the
staff was extra friendly to me the rest of the night! :-)
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Recent Comics I've worked with:
Mark Ratner and myself
after the show at Wits End in Morgantown, WV
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Myself, Linda Belt, and
Steve Natarelli
at TheWaypoint in North Rose, NY |
Ross Duncliffe and myself at
Sonny Jacks Beer Join in some little town in Ohio. (The club was
literally a block down the street from a grain silo) Note: If you
look closely that is actually an "Old Milwaukee" sign behind us. |
Clint "Baby Face" Nohr
and myself in Martinsburg, WV |
Greg Lausch, myself, and the
MC. (Hey, I only forgot one name this time around, that's pretty
damn good for me!) This was that the Holiday Inn, in Spring Lake, MI.
Note his eye, he said he got it when him and his girlfriend were
having sex.....well, that's his story and he is sticking to it! |
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Well
before the show I noticed this "Sappo's" sign on the wall.....yeah,
that made me feel comfortable. So they noticed I was taking pictures
of it.
